Tired of the stench of black metal elitism? This shirt tells it like it is.Bold statement against two notorious black metal figures

• Promotes good hygiene and self-care
• Made of soft, high-quality cotton

Sometimes the truth is harsh, but it needs to be said. This "Euronymous Is Dead Burzum Sucks Take A Shower" shirt calls out the toxicity that has plagued the black metal scene. More than just a fashion statement, it's a reminder that self-care and personal hygiene should come before outdated musical feuds. Wear it with pride and show the world you value cleanliness over corpsepaint.

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