Made from high-quality, soft cotton for all-day comfortade from high-quality, soft cotton for all-day comfort

• Features a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek design that's sure to get a laugh
• Comes in a variety of sizes to flatter any body type
• Machine washable for easy care

Own your truth and let the world know exactly where you stand with this irreverent Sam Ramsdell-inspired tee. Whether you're counting the days, hours, or minutes since your last queef, this shirt puts your personal journey on full display. Wear it with pride and let your freak flag fly high.

This shirt is for the bold, the brazen, and the beautifully unfiltered among us. If you're tired of pretending to be someone you're not, this is the perfect way to celebrate your authentic self. Wear it to the office, the gym, or your next social gathering and watch as jaws drop. This shirt is a beacon of honesty in a world that often values conformity over self-expression. Slip it on and get ready to own the room.

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